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Here are some things I've got to say... 1) Katy Smith is bald 2) Zigmount Strawzinski is queer 3) Kevin Price sucks his own schlong 4) Troy Duncan f up the ass! 5) Derek Shum is a homo 6) Teenwolf is the best 7) Rocco Romeo is a dirty Italian 8) Ms.Fee is a man! 9) Xzibit is bump | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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